Alien vibes destroying terrestrial technology

It started a few weeks ago with a nation wide collapse of t-mobile services
After that our server in office gave in
My email account in office began behaving in a strange way
Email server in office gave up
Templates in office disappeared from server
My email account in office still does strange things to me
My colleague said it must be my bad vibes – that evening my DVD at home retired and died
Next day my PC in office refused to boot
The server hosting my personal blog and chat started misbehaving
(welcome back to stone age *sigh)
Fax in office – break down
Today two printers munched two packs of paper without printing a single page
Internet break down not only in office but all over the city
Email – not only mine today – is cheating us

In case you suffer similar inconvenience …

I am really, really sorry!

Love
the alien